Cheryl - A Million Lights
Friends of mine can vouch for the fact that I've forever been one of Cheryl Cole's most vitriolic critics. Looking back on her career beginnings, though, and the frantic pop majesty that was Girls Aloud, it's a little difficult to swallow, but then the X Factor came along like a giant turd at a picnic and transformed the bloody woman - by far not the strongest vocalist of the band - into a national sweetheart. Skip forward a couple of media and romantic turmoils, and a painfully shit debut album, and you get some level of understanding as to where I am with her. Dropping the surname now in what's certainly not another PR move to grab newspaper pages, Cheryl returns with album #3 and further pisses on the progress of a Girls Aloud reunion. I'm told it's coming in 2013. That's five years since The Loving Kind . I can't wait five years for separate The Loving Kind moments. It's just not what we penis fans do. Our Xenomania-free substitute come...