Maroon 5 - Overexposed


Remember when everyone thought Songs About Jane was cute?

Shame on you, world.

Sure, it might have contained some pretty songs. She Will Be Loved was quite lovely. Sunday Morning was okay. No really, where was the reasoning behind the hype for them? And now look what you've done - Adam Levine. One of the most unjustifiable egos in music today.


So overlooking the fact that Overexposed doesn't contain their overplayed but only solid pop song Moves Like Jagger (I hope you're keeping track of my over- prefixes), there's surely some sort of convincing argument for their global success in 2012 here.

Well there isn't. They're working with Max Martin and Ryan Tedder now. All soul was wiped years ago.

Stop fuelling this nonsense please.

If you must go for a band with a colour in the name: Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, the White Stripes, the Black Keys, Goldfrapp, Blondie or even his The Voice co-star Cee-Lo Green would be far better choices.


Just bloody stop it.

Rating: 1/10
Highlights: One More Night
Avoid: The rest of them.

Artwork Watch: How colourful...
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